Random Thoughts: Petty Pet Peeves

I felt inspired....

A list of my petty pet peeves that people do. What are PETTY pet peeves you ask? Well, they are things that people do/don't do that irritate you, but they don't really make sense. So enjoy. If you're feeling particularly spicy or forthcoming share your petty pet peeves below. Hell, @ that heaux that's werkin ya nerve ;)

In no particular order:

1. When someone shares an images/video/meme, that YOU originally shared, WITHOUT liking your post. Remember, these are petty lol

2. People with limited taste in music. The Migos and Future are not all that's out there. That being said, they make bops. However, I pride myself on liking all genres from all decades. Music is amazing and since I lack the obvious talent to create, I shall partake. *a bar*

3. People who are late AF to sh*t. This--will make me angry. I remember going to have drinks with a friend a few years ago. She invited another friend of hers and I was cool with that because I'm always down to meet and kiki with new people. This bihhh showed up an 1 hr and 30 min late. I was done! I said hello but barely interacted with her from there. Being late shows a lack of consideration for others and their time. No thanks, you're anyone I want to know.

4. Inconsiderate people. Some people lack home training and are selfishly self centered. I don't rock with those people on a personal level.

This finna hurt some feelings but....

5. You damn Greeks who introduce your membership to your organization before you list your other accomplishments. You're 40, you MUST have accomplished so much more sir/madam *sips tea slow* Honorable mention: old neophytes. Ya'll know why.

6. Overly zealous mediocre white men. We all know them, we work with them and they do everything half ass. Yet, they are so eager to disappoint and be involved in everything. Brad, sit down.

7. Folks who POST EVERYTHING on social media. No one wants to see you on live rolling your weed sis.

8. People who half post on social media. We all know these people. They seek the validation but they want to be "private". So they post their baby but place an emoji over the face, or post their man but only his arm. Show us or don't! Is your baby ugly? Is that someone's husband? Why the faux secrecy? Like, you are not Beyonce' lol

*Personally, I'd be married with 3 kids and all I'd post is my ring, maybe a wedding picture and some baby booties. However, that's me. I'm an Aquarius, my life is a mystery to those not privileged to it. Also, I suck at taking pictures in the moment lol

**If you don't understand why my zodiac sign is relevant then you clearly haven't lived.

9. People who wish people Happy Birthday/Congratulations/whatever to people who have no social media presence, on social media. -- @tabiamarie

10. When Tyrone Getmoneyfuckhoes Jenkins adds me on any social media platform. The nerve.

11. People who ask me to do sh*t after 6 pm on a weekday. Go home.

12. Tunafish salad and people who LOVE/EAT it. Gross

13. People who sing to songs and don't know the lyrics. Why are you doing this to my ears?

14. Men with big peen who have no idea how to use it. Bruh, you're causing damage. Get up.

15. Men with little peen who have unnecessary and undeserved big d*ck energy. This is my ex in a nutshell. Spare me the its not the size but the motion of the ocean BS, it was little and he had no motion. My dumb ass just liked him a lot. WASTE lol

Honorable mention: Light skin men and men who don't give head. Both are childish.

16. Emotionally inept people. People who lack sympathy/empathy are strange. Who raised you?

17. You travel snobs lol You got a passport, we get it. Stop shaming people for not being well traveled, not having a passport or not wanting to spend their money on travel. It's dumb.

18. You uppity overly educated negro and negress types. I'm one of you and I can't stand ya'll. You CAN relax and laugh at/post ratchet things. You're human. Chill. Shout out to you for your accomplishments, but there has to be more to you than your material professional success. What are you into? Who do you find funny? Do you like to be choked during sex? Is there any depth to you?

19. People who are better at math than me. F**K ya'll. Add overly zealous grammar obsessed people too. *I didn't proof read this, I'm tired. Will do it later* lmao

UPDATE:This post has been proofed and updated lol

20. People who wanna be/be around you, while simultaneously secretly hating you. I see you sis/bro.

21. People who hate on Beyonce'. Like you clearly have nothing else better to do. There are people in this world who are vocal about hating her. I get it, she might not be your vibe...but some folks despise her. My opinion: ya'll want something to do, or want to seem different. You're not lol

22. People who don't watch cartoons. Cartoons are fun and I regularly enjoy them. Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, The Amazing World of Gumball, Spongebob, Hey Arnold. I'm into it.

23. People who don't/refuse to try new things. So limiting. I'll try anything once, twice if I'm unsure.

24. Yvonne Orji--she gets on my last nerve in real life. I love her on Insecure, but in real life she seems fake. Similar to how people kind of dislike Gabrielle Union. While Gabby gives me mean girl, Yvonne gives me fake realness. She totes around her virginity like it's a badge of honor. Like great that you're saving yourself but you aren't the only virgin in her late 20's early 30's . It's actually more common than she makes it seem. Even still sis, what you do want for that? A cookie? Also, what are you subliminally saying about us non virginal folks?

25. People who talk but say nothing. I'm sure people will read this and be like "sis, but you said nothing". So. This my blog. :)