Unpopular Opinion: Stop having social events during the week, cause I'm not coming . . .

Apparently, MABM (Melancholic Adventures of a Black Mermaid or MAAB-BUM) is a blog where posts are written based on inspiration. A weekly post seems overwhelmingly obnoxious, and I truly don't believe anyone has that much to say. Additionally, I do not have the time or mental stamina to keep up with regular posts. Plus, with the way my mental health and anxiety is set up....WOAH CHILLAYE, I could possibly not post for months. So, I shall post as I see fit and you'll like it. Or not.

Anyways, this post is for those who hate doing social activities during the work week. Cause I absolutely hate it. I typically work 8 hours a day or more and I have a painfully long commute, about an hour. So by the time I return to the city, my main priority is food, being naked, and being ugly in my apartment.

My social activity hours start on Friday at 7:00 pm and end Sunday at 4:00 pm. All after work hours, Monday through Thursday, are my time. During those hours I typically like to cook, watch trash television, throw on a face mask, shit talk with friends--on the phone (I stop taking calls after 9:00 pm), and masturbate. Very boring, but also very relaxing after a full day of dealing with co-workers I don't particularly like. I mean--I don't even like to schedule peeno noir* during the week. Like, that's how selfish I am with my week nights. Also "good" peeno noir will have you good and tired well into the next day; and in 2019 we aren't accepting anything less than EXCELLENT peeno noir. Again, Mon-Thurs evening hours are mine, and since I'm single AF, peeno noir is classified as a social activity. So, see you Friday bruh--schedule permitting!

Heaux shit aside . . . stop having social events during the week, cause I'm not coming. Now, I'll make exceptions here and there. Networking events, close family birthday celebrations , dinner with my old running crew, forced workouts followed by Pho with my trainer/friend, but DASS IT. Honestly, it's sometimes a chore to do those things. I really should work on being better about it. It's hard though. Cause again, I wanna be home, naked and ugly in peace.*

*Peeno noir means penis (See. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt)